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Case Cookie

A basic fuckboi that drops in on women's DM's here and there just to stay on the bench. Tends to take multiple gym selfies so that people know he works out. Similar to a dudebro and uses phrases words such as shred and bless up. It's common for a Case Cookie to have Justin Bieber hair and wear sun glasses in daylight.
As they're everywhere, a Case Cookie is somewhat easy to sight. The only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. Case Cookie's can be heard saying there's not enough alcohol present to get them drunk. When there is enough they often use the excuse that a certain type of alcohol affects them in unforeseeable ways, while purposefully being vague. This is just a way to maintain their fratboi rep.
Case Cookie uploads picture of a healthy meal on social media: Bless up

Cake Cookie: Bro, there's not enough alcohol here to get me turnt.
Person 1: You're in luck bud, I've just picked up a couple bottles of vodka.
Cake Cookie: Oh no, me drinking vodka is a badd idea. This one time at a party...
by Maddawg120 May 24, 2018
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bukkake cookie

When the boys want have some fun, you get together and have a competition to see who can jizz on a cookie the fastest. The last one to finish has to eat the cookie now soaked in cum.
by Blikky99 May 20, 2018
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cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time
Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming
by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015
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Cookie List

The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.
Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"

Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"
by Rhym3 August 14, 2009
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Pink cookie

A pussy that is the wettest,juiciest, and best ever
I ate that pink cookie for 3 hours last night.
by Cookielover571 May 24, 2018
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A Hairy Cookie

Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth
"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"
by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013
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Vanilla cookie

A person who is plain in bed And doesn't have a kink.
Karen only does missionary, she's a vanilla cookie.
by Sillykitty95 January 12, 2017
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