Conoring

The act of going afk during a match because your too much of a coward to tell your mother or forward to let you finish the game or give you a few minutes

What am I meant to do against a full squad when my teammate is conoring

by TTVChimp986 June 16, 2025

Conguration

When you have no idea how to configure it, but do it anyway. And just wing it and pray for the best.

Anthony, just conguration it. Nobody's gonna know. They're gonna know. They'll never know. How would they know?

by Icycalm September 19, 2025

Conor Sankey

A wankstain.

"Man, my bed is covered in Conor Sankeys!"

by MollyDowlingsNumberOneHater December 9, 2025

Grey Colour

Grey is a just lighter colour than black and darker than white.

The grey colour looks so much like black. I picked up a grey pencil when I was supposed to use a black pencil... I'm so stupid.

by WHO EVER USED MY NAME SHALL DIE (Henry) September 6, 2007

The colours of the dress

A situation or concern so ambiguous nobody can agree. An existential loophole.

1. Cedric and Anna are arguing over the existence of God again… The colours of the dress, man.
2. Tea or coffee? Here we go again, the colours of the dress!

by Ervaela February 27, 2015

lupus-coloured

The apparent shade of a person's face when viewed in heavy crimson light; similar in shade to the flower of the lupine plant.

"Shifts might come and go, one lupus-coloured face give place to another;" (Brave New World, Chapter 3)

by CFjohnny55 April 11, 2020

Covid-contour

The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.

Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!

by East Tennessee April 14, 2020