Cock Calling

Similar to Butt Dialing except it truly explains the phenomenon when the cell phone is not in your back pocket but your front pocket instead.

Pam: "Hello?"
Sam's phone: "*buzz* *random noise*"
Pam: "Sam! You are cock calling me!"

by ShwStppnActr June 28, 2010

mark collins

The author of "The Gospel according to Collins"; Creator of "The Collins Theory"; A phenomenal teacher who tells amazing stories in class.

Yo dawg, I read that "The Gospel according to Collins" book and was totally invigorated by that Mark Collins author.

Collins is totally a Mark Collins because he is such an amazing teacher.

by ThrowawayAccount0101 April 1, 2016

collin mclaughlin

a person who loves lauren and hates shawn

my names collin mclaughlin and shawns a fag

by lfjkdsjal; January 11, 2008

Collin

a guy that has a huge forehead and is also called eighthead and is a mental freak and is very retarded.

collin is a guy.

by daassdas May 22, 2017

Collin

A unit of measurement which equals around 1 1/2 to 2 inches. Usually used to describe a man's penis size.

"Phillip has half a collin"

by agtef May 23, 2008

Collin

fat sweaty old man who enjoys wanking over donuts

collin

by dimsim August 7, 2011

Collin

A stuck up jerk. Thinks he's cool, he's not. Unless he's a girl, then that's a pretty messed up name for a girl. Collin's are usually blond and obnoxious. Watch out or you're guaranteed a headache worth a lifetime.

"Can't he just shut up?"
"Probably not, I think he's a Collin"

by iPwnYouEpicly February 18, 2010