when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016
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Black people should fuck up classical/opera/country music just like white people did with the blues.
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This usually leads to the takers de-evolution of physical abilities to those of a child around age 3-4 when it's learning to walk for the first time.
(the classic is defined by a specific ecstasy pill; the Phillip plein gray)
This usually leads to the takers de-evolution of physical abilities to those of a child around age 3-4 when it's learning to walk for the first time.
Guy tripping: "right right... Drifting..."
Buddy: "... Lol"
Guy tripping: "what the fuck...
Oohhh..."
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Buddy: "... Lol"
Guy tripping: "what the fuck...
Oohhh..."
Buddy: "haha Berlin flip (classic) "
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When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.
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