christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!

We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up

by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024

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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?

Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

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My brother in christ

A family-friendly replacement for:
-Bitch
-Motherfucker
-A word I can't say for pewdiepie reasons
-and many more! :steamhappy:

"MY HEAR ME OUT IS any character"
"My brother in christ why are you saying this in a PUBLIC LOBBY there are CHILDREN here"

by I have autism June 19, 2025

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Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket

The act of putting melted sugar onto your penis and spreading it out like a meatloaf (including in the tip) and then forcing yourself upon another individual who gave consent until you ejaculate sugary goodness everywhere, emulating a rocket. This act needs be done on the sandy beaches of Brazil in full view of the Christ the Redeemer statue and in a mud hut if possible.

Kameron: Hey guys, where were you and why are you both all covered in sugar and cum?

Mihir: Daniel just gave me the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket.

Kameron: Wicked bro, let me join next time.

by Dirty What a Beast June 30, 2025

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Couch Christ

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize. - SEE SOFA SAVIOR - people who are going to save the world from their sofa or couch.

While watching Maui rescue on TV, my father turned into a real Couch Christ saying what rescuers should be doing differently. Yet, he has no experience in rescue operations.

by Captain LRC July 12, 2025

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