Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious

Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold

by anonymous December 28, 2022

Choke

Favorite past time of the high ranked osu player, VaXei.

VaXei choked yet again...

by xMxILFSLAYR December 3, 2016

Choked on catfish

When a bitch don't swallow correctly.

Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!

by Trollingpaula July 19, 2018

Fart choke

Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.

We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.

by 11pumpkin83 February 27, 2018

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

Chopstick choking

Love

Dude those two guys were chopstick choking.

by Wonky Face October 28, 2017

choke and lean

To get drunk, and or do drugs.

Kevin: "Hey man, what's on the shift?"
Trevor: "I'm 'bout to choke and lean. Holla!"

by Abijah January 20, 2005