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Horse choker 

Having multiple stacks of money so tall they could clog the esophagus of the domesticated four-footed mammal from the equine family.
You're not a horse choker unless you have multiple stacks because you must be willing to sacrifice a stack to choke the horse and still have enough money after to choke a horse.

chodebag 

someone that is a complete asshole or continuously annoys a group of people or is just plain annoying.
"God damn it that guy over there is such a chodebag!"
chodebag by daveyboy I May 27, 2008

Chode Slam 

The act of rapidly thrusting your hips foward and backward so as to create a succession of loud smacking sounds, caused by the violent contact between ballsack and chode. The term was originated in underground rap circles in Alameda, California near the turn of the 21st century. The chode slam has been identified by California physicians as the primary cause of bruisedchoditis. It has a special significance in that it was the first widespread pop culture term to shine light on the relationship between scrotum and chode, helping to clarify a highly disputed issue about the correct definition of chode.
"Well Phildini, at least one person in the audience was clapping." "No, that was just Mr. Seymore in the back doing the chode slam."
Chode Slam by Erik C. July 14, 2007
An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.
"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":
Choakey by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010
To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.
Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.
choked by Molari July 20, 2006

Chodebot 

That thing at bowling alleys that they drag up and down the alleys to clean/wax it.
"Holy crap, I am totally going to go over there and ride on that chodebot."
Chodebot by pickleweasel September 18, 2004