Chinese Downhill

Sex position most used by the Half Mile High club. The girl rides down the mountain on her skis while the guy stands on the backs boning her. When climax is reached, participants fall into the snow to cool off after the steamy encounter.

My winkie got cold when I gave Ronda the old Chinese downhill at the mountain this weekend but it was so worth it.

by 1/2mi. Hye April 21, 2011

Chinese Purple

Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.

Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"

Brad:"No it's dark white retard"

Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"

by Brad5o5 January 30, 2009

chinese boobs

A Chinese girls' boobs so small you have to squint like a Chinese person just to be able to see them.

Dammn! Her Chinese boobs are so small i think i might become Chinese because i was able to see them.

by Mr. Handy Mandy October 22, 2014

speaka chinese

being english with a retarded chinese accent.

Person 1 "I speaka chinese"

by teh lul master mr babe July 31, 2011

Chinese Top

the sex position of which the female is spinning upside down on her head.

ahhh man, last night we had a chinese top! it was so nice!

by matt espo January 5, 2008

Chinese penis

World record of having smallest dick in the world. - GWR

As hopeless as a chinese person can be, the individual can’t accept reality and actually brag about having a “big” penis.

Omg chris u have a chinese penis! WOW it’s so long 4cm the biggest ive been with!

by Man4real6 February 26, 2019

chinese roadblock

Any amount of cars blocking the road due to violent destruction of engines, tires, or drivers. Typically used by gangsters to elude police chases.

Thug A: The cops are on our tail man!
Wheelman: No problem, just stick your Mac 10 out the window at the next intersection and we'll setup a chinese roadblock.

pictorial example: In the movie The Corruptor, escaping gang members stop police by shooting up innocents in a traffic intersection.

by badxmaru July 27, 2006