sliced cheese

Infinitely better than sliced bread.

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"

by hai guyz November 3, 2005

royal with cheese

Also known as a quarter pounder with chese, but with the use of the metric system, it would be called royal with cheese.

Can I get a Royal with cheese!

by airickt November 28, 2007

Bolivian Cheese Grater

When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian cheese grater and my foreskin won't grow back.

by aztecwarrior January 26, 2011

Booty Cream Cheese

Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese

When Johnathan got some he saw some Booty Cream Cheese in his underwear

by Chris Ches. June 29, 2014

Fromunda cheese

(n,adj.,prep.) Chunky, thick, mal-odorous, peanutbutter like substance eminating "from under" the coin purse. Due to lack of personal hygiene. Ori: "from under" the scrotum

Guy 1: What is the flavor in this sandwich...is that the tangy zip of miracle whip?

Guy 2: Nah it's fromunda cheese!

Guy 1: Is that the fancy stuff from France?

Guy 2: I'm sure it's available in France.

by Pablo T March 27, 2009

cheese paper

The wax paper that cheeseburgers come in. Called so from the cheese remnants stuck to the paper. Often a delicacy.

Dude, you going to eat your cheese paper?

by Matthew Green January 21, 2005

Ghost Cheeks

Where you sit on a toilet seat and can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was sitting.

I felt some ghost cheeks on the toilet last night...

by Butler 808 November 3, 2015