Choke Injury

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.

Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.

by TheGoat21 October 25, 2009

Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.

The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Choke Knoll

Another name for Oak Knoll because every time they talk it sounds like they have dick in their mouth.

Did you hear Helen? She must be from Choke Knoll because her voice sounds like she’s sucking dick

by icechick77 July 14, 2018

Choke Artist

Ghost from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show when he stumbles words constantly

Ex: "Stop calling me a choke artist. I only fum-fum-fumbled two wods-words you jerks!"

by KingOfFrop September 6, 2020

Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.

by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011

Choke

Pidgin slang for plenty cuz

Brah, i said theres choke boto at the party, not choke on boto at the party.

by bu eysus July 24, 2024

The Golden Choke

When performing dominance during sexual intercourse, one may successfully allow the other partner(s) to reach orgasm by performing a well-done choke. This act is also representative of either the choker or the one being choked.

Also, referred to as choking during sexual intercourse or erotic asphyxiation.

"Last night was so tantric and sensual. The Golden Choke gets me every time!"

by thegoldenchoke June 22, 2016