Carl

Military word used to indicate the typical fuck up that gets the entire platoon in trouble because of his stupidity. He is usually the reason for those 3 hour long safety briefings.

pfc 1: Bro why the fuck is sgt maj still talking? We've been in here for two hours already!
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...

by autistic pizza boy May 7, 2019

Carl

Can be annoying but is kind and funny she can be a little boi sometimes but keep her around.

Carl is my best friend

by little boiiii March 5, 2019

Carl

Carl is a beautiful creature and farts a lot.

CARL COME HERE I NEED TO SPANK YOU

by AllahAli March 12, 2019

Carl

A man who doesn't understand how to take a joke or give one. He is angered easily and almost always is awkward around girls. When playing video games he always rages, even when playing Minecraft. He is not clean for the most part and has a strange addiction to wearing flannel shirts. Carl is definently a dog person and loves german shepards. Overall, Carl is a very strange man.

"Man, did you see Carl talking to that girl? That was awkward."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."

by crackhead77 May 21, 2019

Carl

Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.

Don’t worry Carl! My first born child is a hettie. I don’t want him anyways.

by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019

Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?

Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019

carl

The smartest guy in school and a good friend.

person 1: that new guy is really smart!
person 2: yeah he must be a carl

by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019