canadas history 

the act of two consenting adults defecating in eachothers respective anus for sexual gratification

After some forplay, we totally gave eachother some canadas history.

canadas history by scubaprezident February 4, 2010

canadas history 

its getting ten men in one room with the Stanley cup,and maple syrup.Its a combination of an orgy,tossing a salad,and some weird porn movie your step-dad showed you when you were 3.I don't think that it should be described.I will only say it's the donkey show of the north

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canadas history by jimmy dean breakfast February 5, 2010

canadas history 

a sex act in which you hire 10 clowns to put on hockey uniforms and sodomize you repeatedly with the branch from a maple tree.

if i won the lottery i would totally get me some canadas history

canadas history by big swinging dick February 5, 2010

Canadas history 

The vile act of pooping in a old candle holder, then running a wick through it. After letting it set, light candle in enemy's house.

I just pulled the Canadas history of my old boss. Gotcha bitch!

Canadas history by GoUSAyoohoo February 4, 2010

canadas history 

the most depraved sex act ever

if one were to ever perform canadas history in bed, utter destruction is sure to ensue...

canadas history by redhotcohen February 4, 2010

Canadas history 

Canadas history has long been decribed as the most fundementally and siturbing sexual act ever conceived by and individual whose name stems from its use of syrup, a moose head mounted on a wall, and a canadian police outfit. The largest man in the group of 8 men and 1 women wears moose head over his own like a mask. his goal is to get the horns into everyone elses rectum before every has had an orgasm and is he fails they all restart. The second man is in charge of the syrup. He boils it and the gently pours it with the use of a funnel into all of the womens orifices coating her in a scalding sticky mess which then three of the other men stick there throbbing memebrs into scalding not only the women but pumping hot syrup out onto the rods of fury. then one man is in a canadian polica outfit and he runs around with his bayonet gently cutting new orifices into the flailing orgy creating new fuckholes for the remainings men to force there penises into. the goal of the act is not only to have sex but also to make sure every gets the horns in there ass before orgasm and to have everyuone covered in boiling maple syrup and to have at least 2 pints of blood spill out from the makeshift fuckholes carved into the side of peoples body by the canadian policemen. Should be filmed.

Doctor: what happened Here!?!
Patient: Canadas History
Doctor: My God!!!!

Canadas history by TJ the moose lover February 9, 2010

canadas history 

nastiest of nasty sex acts

Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.

canadas history by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010