Bum Tunnel

The process by which a bum is born. I.e., a man who creates baby mamas or abuses girls and women physically or verbally had to bum tunnel out of the womb into the world.

Future and Nick Cannon and R. Kelly shouldn't have bum tunneled their way into existence.
These little bay boys bum tunnel their way out into into a crib for the rest of their lives.

by Cree Seven January 15, 2023

Bum Grubs

Worms. Intestinal worms.

Look at that dirty little prick over there scratching his arse, he must have Bum Grubs (ass maggot or arse maggot). He laid a turd and it was crawling with Bum Grubs.

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

benefit bum

From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.

The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.

Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.

A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"

A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.

A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!

by TheSwaggyHobo November 28, 2019

bum twinkle

Bum twinkle. It's where your asshole gets a itch on your inner rim!

Look at that mans bum twinkle

by Bum twinkle March 20, 2017

bum tax

As in a bum has to pay 15% percent of his or her income every month in a money order

this bum forgot to pay his bum tax now he'll get deported to the moon

by Cool Daddy o May 16, 2009

Bum Lungs

When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.

She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.

by bigpiece June 17, 2020

Bum Sink

Slang for the toilet, especially when it includes a water jet anus cleaning system.

Q: "Where is Donald?

A: "He is on the bum sink taking a shit"

by Roger R. Rogerson-Rogers August 18, 2019