bum scrub

n., toilet paper (slang word used by males)

Pete was stuck on the toilet with no bum scrub.

by Autum January 8, 2006

Bum Bait

An old couch or mattress left in an alley or vacant lot. These things attract bums like flies. The cops know that they can usually find bums there arrest them for warrants, vagrancy etc

Todd: Can you help me move my old couch into the alley for the trash truck to pick it up?

Charlie: You don't want to lay out bum bait do you? You'll have some hobo or junkie sleeping on it by the morning.

by Jack Goff June 6, 2007

bum bum hole

just a cool way to say ass hole

Sloan sticks her tongue in canyons bum bum hole.

by Lady Meg December 26, 2010

bum rat

A rat that has some how found its way in to your bum gap and has made babies..
They wiggle alot and cause some discomfort

You need to get them out by there kneck as if you grab the tail it will rip off

Dave: Some things wrigglying in my ass

Keith: You may have bum rats

by tomthebomb November 19, 2007

bum bum face

A face in which has a buttocks, or "bum bum" upon it.

I met a bum bum face today. He has smelly breath, and bad conversation.

by Monstramo September 7, 2003

bum scat

also known as a tight ass, but calling them a bum scat gets them confused.

Chris is a bum scat because he cant afford $3 petrol to drive to my house.

Chris is a bum scat because he's a khouri

by George Chidiac May 9, 2005

bum crust nibbler

someone who nibbles on bum holes that are crusty. also a slang term for a gay boy

mikey: carl your a bum crust nibbler
carl : no ryan is a bum crust nibbler
ryan :no your both shirtlifters(gay boys)

by ryan tomo February 14, 2008