Portuguese Breakfast

During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.

Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.

by spacehead74 November 25, 2019

peruvian breakfast

the act of scrambling eggs into a bowl and then pouring it into a womans pussy

peruvian breakfast pussy eggs

by linkcreater December 29, 2007

Vampire's Breakfast

To go down on a girl who is on her period. Named so because of the combination of both egg and blood.

Hey honey, I know you're on the rag, but I'm in the mood for a vampire's breakfast.

by stopmakingmecreatenewpseudonym July 25, 2010

breakfast clubbing

Going out with someone outside your social circle.

i heard she was breakfast clubbing with that emo!

by lovely lex November 15, 2007

breakfast boobies

A combination of pancake tities( big and saggy) and broken yokes( huge nipples)

wendy's titties would make the perfect breakfast boobies- she has broken yokes and pancakes titties.

by andrewpp May 4, 2007

continental breakfast

A roll in bed with honey. Sexual. Told to me by some random older black guy on the train.

Jack: Why are you going to LA?
Steve: To see my girlfriend
Jack: Like for a Continental Breakfast?
Steve: Pretty much.
*High Fives*

by AwesomeMan666 January 10, 2006

Breakfast in Bed

The delicious scrambled eggs you wake up to after using egg whites as lube.

Following a passionate and well lubricated night, Tom was looking forward to having breakfast in bed.

by ilovemycremasterfascia February 5, 2012