Bradying

being rejected of a high five like 2013 Tom Brady

why is everybody Bradying Fredo's mom?

by Bimmie James March 2, 2015

Bradying

Verb.
When your significant other catches you sexting someone else, and you destroy the phone.

You can't be guilty of cheating if you destroy the evidence.
Precedent: Tom Brady "Deflategate" ruling- 09/03/2015

"I heard she saw those pics you sent Jenny on your phone, what did you do about it?"
"I tried Bradying my phone. 1-year warranty"
"Did it work?"
"Worked for Brady. Me? well I'm single now..."

by Hate the Player October 19, 2015

breeding sauce

A mixture of male semen and female cum. Usually created when people of the opposite gender have sex.

When Brian's condom broke, he created Breeding Sauce with Liz.

by Slick Friction April 8, 2016

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

breathing easy

Staying out of trouble

How you doing? I'm breathing easy.

by Carlmirrors July 7, 2016

Breaking Rigor

The act of wanking

"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!

by Quim buzzer June 7, 2017

Bragging by Proxy

When a person brags indirectly by citing another person's compliment toward them.

I'm not bragging about my big dick! I was saying that my boyfriend kept saying, "Wow , your dick is so big!" So I guess that, at worst, I'm Bragging by Proxy.

by Waterghost June 27, 2017