blubbergasted

The feeling of horrified astonishment when you watch “600lbs life” or seeing a colossal (500lbs/226kg) fatty in a bikini or leotard

I was watching my 600lbs life yesterday and I was blubbergasted when the scale didn’t break!

by Porkalmighty June 25, 2024

Blubber-cunt

A fat asian lady that profusely fingers herself in a bathtub full of mayonnaise

Bethany: Guys where’s Andie?
Rebecca: She’s being a fucking blubber-cunt upstairs

by UrbanDickGroup November 7, 2024

blubbersowse

A fat sow that cries and drinks rum a lot

Kaitlyn: Where is she ?
Gustav: At the bar , weeping and slamming shots.

Kaitlyn: Again ? She's 220 pounds !
(together) blubbersowse !!

by joedaprogramma December 9, 2024

blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.

I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.

by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024

blubberbund

A large band of gelatinous. fat often 8 to 12 inches wide that hangs below the waist band undulating at the. slightest movement.

The mans blubberbund gyrated and swung as he hastened to reach the post. office before it closed.

by Pbass53 February 2, 2025

Blamberfledge

To be completely and utterly bamboozled/befuddled. Typically said in amusement when describing the confusion of others.

"Haha, did you see that guy? Dude was blamberfledged"

by Jeffrey Pringle March 10, 2025

Blumpers

Blumpers: Slang for a woman with notably large, eye-catching breasts.

Did you see that girl’s blumpers?

by R4NDMP1AYR72 April 8, 2025