Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.

Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.

by OGmud July 13, 2023

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 May 12, 2012

Blanket cakes

getting creampied and not getting to the bathroom quick enough so it leaks all over your blankets

Wesley blanket cakes me.

by Herobabe12 April 21, 2021

blanket bugs

The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.

"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"

by JTK1919 October 8, 2009

blanket snapper

One who sends a snapchat to all of his or her contacts.

Jules sent me this wicked snap!

Yeah I got the same one, what a blanket snapper!

by Coop Sm1th February 24, 2017

belly blanket

blanket for your belly after youve eatin a lot of turkey

Dang, imma really need a belly blanket after this

by KombatWombat November 15, 2018

OSB blanket

Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.

I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.

by QuacksO October 9, 2023