by TM THE FUCKBOY May 29, 2019
by Miss.N August 21, 2011
FARIDA IN BED !!!
by FHfrnhdyw August 19, 2019
"Hey Bob i need help with my math."
"I'm sorry i only know up to advaced calculus, why dont you go ask bed time for some help."
"I'm sorry i only know up to advaced calculus, why dont you go ask bed time for some help."
by Samuel Wyss May 22, 2008
When your too tired to get up, you have your wife bring it to you in bed. For example, breakfast in bed, only much more awesome to wake up to.
by browntrousers February 21, 2009
m****y got laid, shit the bed!
by n.martin April 28, 2004
When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.
Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.
by Noheadnobed November 24, 2013