bagel boy

well... 8 will do.























































































7w6... BUKKAKE!

Does the bagel boy know?

by Mike Hoffman January 10, 2005

Soggy bagel

When you are fucking a biscuit and eventually you cum in it. Then,it starts to become soggy and you eat it.

I was so horney last night that I had a soggy bagel.

by Jizza July 12, 2003

cock bagel

Vineet Ghordhandas.

Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?

by Chris and Peter November 21, 2003

bageldog

an uncircumcised penis

Did you hear that Joey Josh has a bageldog?

by eddie December 3, 2003

babel

bad day for cate but good shit.

in that movie Babel...
"cate blanchet would have died if that old Moroccan woman hadn't given her a couple of hits off that pipe...what was that shit???? That be babel"

by Vorpal January 26, 2007

Douche Bagelow

when a bro screws you over for something stupid

(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!

by coolrockindaddy May 18, 2009

Creamed My Bagel

Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.

1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.

by porpoisepal January 22, 2009