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The Bagel Bite

When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.
by pittmonkey66 March 25, 2022
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Bagel rat

A person who tends to ejaculate in a bagel and let’s the rats finish giving the powers beyond earth.
I have a friend that is Called bagel rat.
by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022
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#bageling

The act of placing bagels sporadically throughout a neighbourhood
Me and Miller went #bageling on Monday

That guy got #bageled!
by Dr Bagel April 11, 2025
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Bagel

Endearing term for an individual that displays an extra chromosome whether it is by aspect or behavior
My friends baby is a bagel, he's so cute and has an amazing sense of humor!
by Aiolos May 21, 2024
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Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
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Bagelled

Losing a game without scoring a single point
"Remember when Jon's team got bagelled at sectionals?"
by Saucy33 May 28, 2018
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Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.
The bagel bandits are back from the service.
by SirSesquatch June 2, 2023
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