Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

bagel tossing

the act of putting a bagel on a rectum and jumping on a schlong.

imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.

damn jimmy I didn't know bagel tossing coupd be a professional soort.

by dabskii August 24, 2025

The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel

That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023

Bagel

THE BEST FRICKING BREAKFAST/LUNCH EVER TO BE MADE INTO EXISTENCE

"Oh hey, what did you have for breakfast/lunch taday"
"Oh I had a bagel!"

by SpoopyMoth7w7 October 3, 2020

Bagel Boy

The act of defecating into two plastic cups, taping them together, and mailing it to someone as a joke, the bagel boy is traditionally crafted with two red plastic cups that can found at local retailers such as Walmart, price chopper, ect. It is intentionally inscribed with black sharpie. displaying misleading promises of wealth, or grandeur encouraging the recipient to incise the mysterious artifact only for them to find that they have received the sarcophagus of a fat juicy log that awaits to be awakened from it's eternal slumber. It fills the nostrils of it's victim with a devastating, and fowl stench that will cause grievous, and potentially fatal harm.

Officer 1: The victim doesn't appear to have received any physical trauma, and medical records show that they were in good health.
Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
Officer 1: Wait, did you say two plastic cups, and some tape? My God, the bagel boy... it's real!
Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
Officer 1: BAGEL BOY!!!

by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023

Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.

Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!

by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011

Bagel

The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.

Let’s go worship the bagel at the temple

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021