Person 1: Hello, my name is Andre
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
by SaggyBoobies69420 February 28, 2023
Get the Andremug. Andre is typically smart, chill, and tends to be comedic. He can give some good advice on dating, but can never date any women. He either has good looks, or he can be a little decent. He is athletic, but doesn't play too many sports. Maybe he'll play 1 sport but that's about it. He likes to make many friends, and when he does, he usually hangs with them. He's not the best at games, but also not the worst. If you meet an Andre, try to make friends with him!
by No Brainaaa April 24, 2022
Get the Andremug. A professional skateboarder. In addition to skating, are skilled at playing with Tech Decks and known for using their finger power on all seven of their girlfriends. They listen to Green Day while shredding 20 stair handrails. Also known for having a big cock.
by barcodebangs November 21, 2021
Get the Andremug. A gay monkey with a small penis who runs from girls because he has no confidence and maybe because his confidence is smaller than his penis which is almost nothing
Hey girl how was it when you met andre.
He just ran away as soon as he saw me!
I told you about him being like that.
I know.
He just ran away as soon as he saw me!
I told you about him being like that.
I know.
by Andre is a monkey April 18, 2022
Get the Andremug. a boy (man) names andre is very funny like very very funny 😂 he gets all the girls and is very cute and hot. he has a very big group of friends and everyone likes as a friend and a crush. Whoever gets him would be a very lucky girl (woman)
by realglossip October 30, 2019
Get the Andremug. Andre is the guy with big muscles and an even bigger dick, he's a real lady's man and everywhere he goes he commands respect.
by Andrebbbb September 26, 2019
Get the Andremug. 