alyssa is awesome! she's fearless, bold, athletic, good looking, and an amazing person to hang out with. she slays everyday with her best friends, and she never let's anyone get in her way. she's an amazing friend and will always help her friends if they do need help. she's funny and outgoing, and she loves singing her heart out while listening to j.cole. she's amazing!! she has a love for basketball and sometimes it takes her too long to get over people, but she'll always end up being okay and an overall mood lifter.
ALYSSA SLAYS
ALYSSA SLAYS
"wow, that girl is really good at basketball! she's the best one on the court."
"no shit dumbass. it's alyssa."
"no shit dumbass. it's alyssa."
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Get the Alyssa mug.Alyssa is an ugly person who hates when people call her beautiful. She has blonde hair and gray/blue eyes. She is shy at first but when you get to know her she is an introvert, but not as shy. If you ever meet an Alyssa... never let her go. She hates compliments and is friends with everyone. She doesn't understand why anyone likes her. No body wants to date her because she is ugly. She keeps real friends and has a few fake ones because she is too afraid to let them go. She doesn't like to hurt anyone's feelings unless they bully others.
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Really cute girl who plays volleyball and loves to talk with friends. Short mean and funny talks like she’s black but isn’t a packers fan. She makes a lot of friends. DOESNT GIVE PEOPLE CHANCES BRU
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