Alaskan Pipeline

A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.

My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.

by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.

2. A pipeline located in Alaska

This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse!

by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

alaskian leg warmer

Urinating on spouse's leg.

wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.

husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.

by shitter your friend August 11, 2009

Alaska

Alaska is so awesome!!!! people from alaska are so pimped out.

thats right

and don't forget that chicago sux

when you see someone from alaska they just turn you on, LIKE CRAZY!

by hotsfopalin March 6, 2010

alaskan cruise

The act of freezing a water bottle a few hours before having sex, to only then cut out the frozen cylinder from the plastic to use on your partner as penetration.

Anthony: "hey baby, ready to go on an Alaskan Cruise?"
Girl "SURE! I'll pack now!"
Anthony: "no, i'm fucking you with this frozen cock cylinder of ice"

by antbugz February 14, 2014

Alaskan Banana Split

Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.

Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay

by pusspussdestroyer January 21, 2015

alaskan tube sock

When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum

When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum. Alaskan tube sock

by Slitz loves cock meat September 25, 2013