African Diet

The act of losing weight AND getting a tan by laying in the hot sun all day and not eating a damn thing... just like everyone in africa

Victor: Hey did you see that ugly cunt over there?

Cyrus: Yeah bitch needs to get off the african diet

by Jake Berglund February 20, 2009

french african dude

One that is not from France he actually pretends to be, having a french accent. He acts like he wants to be friends with you immediately when really he wants to get inside your pants. He acts acceptable to your parents. He usually goes for the nice young girls and says he's in his 20's but really hes like 45.

Hey dad this french african dude wants to be friends with me I think he wants to get inside my pants.

by Miss Chica April 9, 2010

Chinese airconditioner

When you are eating a girl out and she queefs in your face

Chinese airconditioners are even worse when you have your mouth open

by saltymaninyomouth August 2, 2010

damn africa

what white girls comment on their friend's selfies. its like saying "holy shit".

Christine: *posts selfie on instagram*
Karen: "damn africa! can i be you?"

by margauxhapgood January 26, 2014

africu

a continent often mistaken for the country of “africa”, a better more scientific type of planet, that is africu

i want to go to africu when i’m older to love men

by #thatsgonnabeme May 20, 2022

African Round Ball

aka Basketball

dem niggaz love playin with balls.... in the mouth.... BOOYA

Hey look ma, that negro is playin with his african round ball. Can i give him a dirrrrrty sanchez???

by Jesus October 15, 2003

South African Flapjack

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.

While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.

by B Kelly August 26, 2006