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serious as a heart attack

To show that you are serious, and not joking.
Person A: Did you hear that Gordo is gay!
Person B: No way, are you serious?
Person A: I'm as serious as a heart attack!
by AndrewMartini June 23, 2008
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Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it
by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011
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A.T.A

Average Time of Arrival.
When you're late regularly to work, school etc. but more or less arrive at the same time every day.
Boss: Hey it's 9.45, you're 45 minutes late! You've been late every single day since you started here, what's your excuse??

Employee: I'm not late. I show up every day between 9.30 and 10 so I'm right on the nose of my A.T.A :)

Boss: Dude...
by Ad.Co October 15, 2010
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a minute and a half

a very long period of time. like a minute, but longer.
Running into your boy from high school:
Him: "Yo, it's been a minute son!"
Me: "Dog it's been a minute AND A HALF"
by t'werd October 20, 2011
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Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.
My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.
by Ya Boy BG May 6, 2009
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a bitch and seven eighths

Much more annoying, rude, and a meaner person than a bitch and three fourth
Ms. Kao is a bitch and seven eighths
by English Wizzzzz April 23, 2009
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A F A I K

Acronym for "As Far As I Know"
a f a i k, this is a long acronym.
by CassidyDiablo July 26, 2006
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