Zombie 

(zom'be) n.
1. A political creature marked by a propensity for statism and collectivism, incapable of individualism or coherent thought.
2. A conformist to politically popular notions who moves in an undifferentiated herd and obeys orders mindlessly; one who accepts political dogma without consideration or thought.
3. A statist drone who reacts to political opposition with indecipherable howling and gross violence.
4. A political activist under the control of a cult leader or guru.

"The candlelight vigil was full of zombies. They'll protest anything."

Zombie by e_m_m November 5, 2008

Zombie Mode 

Is a term used to describe someone who has consumed excess amounts of alcohol and smoked marijuana. This is because a person who has done this usually turns very pale and loses the ability to complete basic functions, such as holding a conversation or using their cellular devices. A person in zombie mode also will struggle to stay conscious and may pass out very early.

Example 1: On Halloween eve last year some of my friends drank plenty of alcohol and walked over to a seniors house, where they then smoked marijuana. After this they walked back through campus to their dorms, thus being zombies for halloween.

Example 2: Went to a party and saw a freshman I knew sitting on the couch all alone. I went over to initiate a conversation with the freshman only to discover that he could not hold a conversation or even keep his eyes open. He was in zombie mode.

Example 3: Person 1: Hey man, what happened to you last night?
Person 2: Yeah, I passed out at like nine o'clock.
Person 1: Really? Why?
Person 2: Dude, I was a total zombie last night.

Zombie Mode by mckeky01 September 4, 2010

Zombie Pot Pie 

A practical joke where one put a large quantity of period blood and feces in a pie pan and smashes it into an unsuspecting victims face.

I am going to Zombie Pot Pie that guy so hard.

Zombie Pot Pie by Daywalkerer November 11, 2010

Zombie Texter 

Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.

1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!

2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.

Zombie Texter by HalfBlood December 9, 2008

Zombie Hitler 

Contrary to popular trolling, Zombie Hitler is not the final hidden boss on any of the Call of Duty: Zombies games.

I used a glitch to get to lvl 2638 on COD Zombies, AND I STILL DON'T SEE NO MUTHAFUCKIN' ZOMBIE HITLER!!!

Zombie Hitler by Danmeister April 23, 2011

zombie issue 

A "zombie issue" is one that is a dead issue for most people but that some people won't allow to stay dead. They keep rehashing it and refusing to accept the resolution of the issue that most people have seen to be reasonable. They usually do this in an attempt to gain political advantage over their opponents, criticism of whom is the purpose of keeping the issue alive, or simply to draw attention to themselves. They don't realize that most people think their either deranged or just jerks for not letting the issue stay dead.

Joe: "I'm tired of hearing about the Benghazi tragedy and what Susan Rice said about it afterward, man! It's a zombie issue, and I wish those complainers would just let it stay dead."

zombie issue by xnlover May 16, 2013

zombie shift 

Working the late or closing shift, only to have the opening shift the next day.

I worked until 10pm last night and have to come in tomorrow at 7:15am. I Got the Zombie shift again. "Zombie shift"

zombie shift by Lunch-box January 19, 2014