Washington Wizards

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team

The Wizards blow

by 0000 October 20, 2003

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The White Wizard Approaches

A phrase regarding the nearing of a great session of smokin some good ol' chronic with your buds; meant to build excitement and prepare ones mind for a magical journey through mystical and surreal situations ultimately resulting in making one's day spectacular. A play off "Chronicles of Narnia" meant to be said with a British accent.

*With a British accent* "The White Wizard Approaches, his magical touch sending one through time and space, placing them in a realm beyond belief filled with joy and relaxation"

by MattHatt July 8, 2009

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Witball

n. Any witty, clever, jocular, cheeky, or otherwise exceptionally intelligent being; a wag. Derivation of adj. "wit" and n. "screwball."

Conan O'Brien never ceases to shoot off those one-liners. Assuming his jokes aren't scripted by someone else, the guy is a real witball.

by Vegan Steven February 28, 2010

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Wizard Blizzard

The act of Deficating into a girls vagina the urinating into the same girls vagina. The man then puts a Wizard Hat on his penis and engages in intercourse with the girl.

The sheets were stained after they engaged in a wizard blizzard

by Mercury199 October 25, 2010

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