No Wipe Nation

No Wipe Nation or NWN known to its followers is a coalition of like minded patriots that see no value in wiping and refuse to wipe. These no wipe loyalists have taken a stance against big toilet paper and the wasted time wiping. Forgoing wiping is the true alpha male status.

You think Elon has wiped since he started Tesla? Hell no he’s too busy changing the world and fathering children and being a follower of no wipe nation.

by Dr. NoWipe March 3, 2025

boogie wipes

Wipes used by people with the brain of two year old.

(2 4th grade boys) Boi! Y u use da boogie wipes sicko!

by FlExChIlLzBy pump boi yo ya March 5, 2019

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

Ass wipe

A female version of a dumb ass; one who only thinks about themselves.

This ass wipe needs to learn some damn manners.

by Com mon Knowledge September 7, 2023

Clorox Wipes

those things everyone went crazy for in 2020 for absolutely no reason

Man A: hey dude I just got some Clorox wipes!
Man 2: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!? GIVE ME THEM! I HAVE A GUN
Man A: what

by mrdrjohno May 4, 2021

Wipe Hype

A day that occurs four times each month; the only day in which players set their alarm clocks opposed to gfuel refills. In hopes of being the first one foundation wiped 1 hour into wipe.

"Rustoria wipes in 2hrs"

logical response "Wipe Hype"

by Merlin Reinders October 19, 2022

forced wipe

when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass

Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report

Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.

by highyieldjoe February 26, 2017