Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.

Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.

by ssoott May 10, 2023

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.

My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!

by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

wilson

an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background

“Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”

“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”

by grandpatastesbad June 3, 2022

Wilson-Cooper 2026

proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial ticket proposed by SC political consultants for Alan Wilson and Jordan Thomas Cooper

Wilson-Cooper 2026 will be the first racially diverse gubernatorial ticket in SC history.

by Coop Dupe January 20, 2020

Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")

The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016

Anne Wilson

Anne Wilson is a person.

Anne Wilson is Josiah’s next sacrifice

by Berthatesmaddie September 28, 2018

Wilson

Wilson is simply that nigga‼️ Ain’t no way you gonna catch Wilson slippin any time soon. Y’all better stop playin with my boy Wilson on foenem😒 And guess what… your mom makes Wilson food every Sunday, your girlfriend sleeps with Wilson every time she not sleeping with you, and your best brodi plays 2k with him every time he says “He’s Busy” 🤧 INDEED😵 💫🙈🐐

Deshaun: Yeo I seen ya bae talkin with Wilson

Alex: Oh shii for real? Damn, I guess I’m single 😖

Deshaun: Huh why?

Alex: Cuz that’s Wilson, she not my girl no more

by The Bad Guy💔🧟‍♂️ December 4, 2021