by Tomcalct November 19, 2020
by Whyme92 June 24, 2020
1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.
2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."
2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010
When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.
by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020
A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.
by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023
(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.
by Chrisbe February 10, 2009
Euphemism for masturbation.
by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017