Weasel

A fucking asshole who gets out of everything and will get everyone in trouble.

Wesley is a fucking weasel!

by WePull February 9, 2023

grime weasel

a person who has the characteristics of a weasel but his perception of life has compelled him into the grimier side of life. His focus is predominantly involved in deep conversations creating his own peculiar perception of reality that we call life.

i knew that joe was a proper lad, but after spending time with him on his profound level, in intermit conversation, i realised he was a real grime weasel

by deanman420 August 13, 2016

weasel wagon

Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.

Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

Thea 'Weasel' Browne

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.

Fuck you Thea 'Weasel' Browne, I don't want your amonguse porn. leave me alone.

by Cl115 August 17, 2021

jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 10, 2023

Inappropriate Weasel

An idiot or a super silly chicken nugget

You are ugly so you’re an Inappropriate Weasel

by ah1124 April 2, 2019

Weasel

Sex Haver

Fred is a weasel.

by unstabletable_ April 16, 2024