Waldo Cake

Finding a girl on her period, ripping out her tampon so she bleeds, bust a nut on her vagina so you have a red and white vagina, then you put sprinkles and frosting on her vagina and eat out her vagina

Dude im so full, me and your girlfriend made a waldo cake and i smashed on it.

by Nazi Guido April 19, 2011

Walmart Bass

A cheap bass guitar.

Hey man, your bass's volume knob doesn't work!

Yeah man, it's a Walmart bass. Can't expcect a whole lot.

by Ned Flanders II October 21, 2012

Waldo

A Master of either arts, talents, special abilities, or even of people.

A person that generally has a plan for everything.

Also a character in a book Titled Wheres Waldo, where you must find waldo hidden between a group of people.

Yo he seems just like a Waldo or jedi

by The Real Barak Obama November 9, 2012

Walmart hands

That disgusting grimy feeling on your hands from shopping from touching dusty and germy products.

Usually in stores like Walmart where people (mostly children) stick their gross fingers on everything, and layers of dirt and dust cling to everything. Yum!

Mom: Come help me unload these groceries.

Me: Gimme a second, I gotta go wash these gross ass Walmart hands.

by Meow173 March 2, 2014

Walmarting

(verb) Human engagement in sexual acts with stuffed animals in Walmart–– however the definition has expanded to include these acts performed anywhere.

Did you read that story about a dude who arrested for Walmarting a stuffed horse?
firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse

by iamsomeoneelse March 28, 2015

wallop

To give someone or something a good hard (whack)

She was bent over Arthur's knee like the bad girl she was...and he gave her a good walloping

by Biggietall January 25, 2015

walmart shoes

A pair of cheap shoes bought from Walmart for around $10-$20. These shoes usually don't last too long and start to ware out.

Person 1: Hey Cody, check out my new shoes! Aren't they cool?
Person 2: Hah! Nice Walmart shoes, Trevor!

by xHusk July 14, 2016