Beached Whale

Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale

Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"

by NzCoCoPoPs June 19, 2021

Whale Spearing

WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING A FAT GIRL DOGGY STYLE AND YOU PULL OUT OF HER PUSSY AND RAM UR COCK IN HER ASSHOLE WITHOUT MERCY

I Was Whale Spearing my neighbor without lube all night.

by Dj Cheff From Puerto Rico February 07, 2014

glowing whale

Used to describe whales swimming among bioluminescence (for example, in Life of Pi).

*looking over ocean*

C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*

by The Long Haired Beast November 21, 2018

the great whale

The great whale

The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.

by The elder whaler February 27, 2016

Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 12, 2016

Meat Whale

An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.

“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”

by Banana & Split May 01, 2022

Swag Whale

In the hood of New York City they use this word to refer to fat gangsters

O yea, he is one Swag Whale

by Leroy Jenkens February 07, 2017