Cock weasel

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!
by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019
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Cock weasel

A chick who bounces up and down on the cock.

See also "cock weaseling"
Man, Rachel is really a cock weasel. She was riding it all night long....
by Tomcalct November 19, 2020
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Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.
That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me
by Whyme92 June 24, 2020
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Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.
Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.
by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020
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foxy weasel

a tall and skinny female. when naked, the ribcage and spine are easily noticable through the skin. characteristics usually include chicken fillet breasts and long dangly limbs.

A polite way of saying "your a bone bag, but i'll nail you"
matt: hey check that skeletal bird out!
spencer: i'd rattle her bones... foxy weasel!
by spacemunkey May 06, 2008
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Flaming Weasel

When you go to Toss a Weasel and it burns. Usually curable with a topical anti-biotic.
(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.
by Chrisbe February 10, 2009
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Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel

The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.

A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo
Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"

Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel
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