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spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.
My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .
by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017
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Manchester United

verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.

A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
Bro, did you hear J Leno got a manchester united group together last night?
by _NotBob October 10, 2018
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unit clapped

when you clap someone so hard that it’s not just a w, it’s an absolute unit clap.
him: damn i can’t believe i just lost that game

me: fuck yeah you did, you just got unit clapped brother
by sadcowboycat March 16, 2019
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Unit 19a

A bunch of thot haters that are located in a country-ass town. The saw their friends fall because of those filth thots, so they united to become thot patrol unit 19a. Their battle cry is, "it's high noon".
Thot 1: This is a very country-ass town
Thot 2: Oh fuck, have you ever heard of Unit 19a
Thot 1: Shit! Let's skedaddle
by Fwooshman June 12, 2018
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Move a unit

In sales speak, moving a unit means that you have received an executed contract or that a buyer has agreed to, paid for and received delivery of said unit.
Jon: Hey Katy, one more sale and you make your goal! Can you move a unit?

Katy: Great news Jon, I moved a unit and made my goal!
by Sales Guru 818 September 29, 2018
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Pokémon Unite

fucking bullshit game every time i move i get cc by some fucking jewish child who hurts m0y soul emotionally especially luicario mains being fucking prickks being pieces of shit and fucking cunt bags of human beings id rather have aids not gonna lie. also dont get me started on the team balance there all dick heads and are shit at this game. i puke seeing there gameplay. 1v1 me ctptemh u piece of ugly shit ill bang your mother. Oh and fuck gengar players fuck you all. im talking to you onetwo u ugly non touching grass bitch boy maidenless loser. and even the shit teamates who are so bad and are cancer patients whos final wish was to throw a pokemon unite game. also people who dont use there unite move have hemmoroids. fuck greedent
by Buff Garchomp September 5, 2022
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ayr united

the best team in ayrshire
lewis: mon the killie!!
ryan: shut up you dirty bastard ayr united are better
by heinzbeanz November 24, 2022
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