Moussin' ur Jimmy

A male form of masturbation which includes the use of hair products as lubrication.

"Hey Joey! What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you moussin' ur Jimmy in there?"

by Don Laughlin August 21, 2013

ur homie a bronie

The single handed worst thing you could say to someone. This is the reason 90% of wars were started

Ben: ur mom gay
Adam: ur homie a brownie
Ben: every molecule in his body implodes on itself as god slowly disintegrates more and more

ur homie a bronie is the Bain of life's existence

by the legit dictionary May 28, 2018

Boot up urs

The purposeful placement of one's boot inside another person's anus.

Join us now, or you'll find a boot up urs!

by M. Meursault July 17, 2017

ur gey m8

A form of saying "Your gay, mate.". Usually used by friends as a joke or a meme}.

(In a text chat)
Josh - Hey, Aaron, your outfit looked nice at the party.
Jack - OMFG U DIDN'T SAY NO HOMO!
Aaron- Ur gey m8
Josh - what the fuk

by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way October 9, 2018

Ur mamas a llama

Burn of the century

Normie: ur brother a mother
Me: ur mamas a llama
Everyone: OHHHH!!!!!

by asdagigafo March 17, 2018

chill ur nut

To remain calm regarless of the situation.

Chill ur nut bud, the cops won't find 3 ounces of weed in my bag

by 4324234234234324 December 16, 2008

ur bro a homo

The only way to dogde all the other ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and your sister a mister

Each time this is said the Earth drifts 10 miles away from it orbit.

Carl: ur mom gay

Fred: ur dad lesbian

Maria: ur granny tranny

Derek: your sister a mister

Nic: Don't make me do it guys

Others: UR A PUSSY DO IT GAY CUNT

Nic: UR BRO A HOMO

*Everybody vaporises* *Earth collide with Jupiter*

by rhatguywhoforgottochardeupshen March 15, 2018