Tunnel twats

Bitches that have fucked the same dude

O you fucked Mike? Me too! We're tunnel twats!

by Kccomatt July 17, 2016

nut tunnel

A long, cylindrical, hollow object resembling the inside of a vagina after one "nuts" inside of it. For example, a fried Twinkie from the State Fair. Also may be used to describe the vagina itself.

Guy 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's pregnant..."
Guy 2: "Should have finished on her back! Say no to the nut tunnel"

by darkthrone515 April 8, 2016

The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.

If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.

by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024

Cheese tunnel

When you finger a girl after eating cheetos.

I had been elbows deep in a bag of cheetos and my fingers were covered in cheetos dust so when I went knuckles deep in her, she got the ole cheese tunnel.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024

Tunneling

A behavioral pattern found in markets where the price of product stays in-between a given ranger for an extended period of time. When graphed one can see price bouncing between two almost physical barriers, causing the trend to go sideways. This behavior has claimed the lives of many traders' accounts and has caused thousands of people to go on tilt. Do not fall the trap of tunneling.

Person 1 - How was trading JPY today?
Person 2 - I might as well have rolled a Rari.
Person 1- oh?

Person 2 - Fuckin' tunneling
Person 1 - Fuckin' tunneling

by Ranch_Meee_Investigate_311 September 9, 2021

Night Psych Tunnel

When you and a friend are up in the middle of the night and decide to message each other at the same time.

Hi b-what the hell you beat me? I think we have a Night Psych Tunnel

by AstroScraps November 26, 2017

Hamas tunnels

If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?

Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024