Pine Tree

Another name for a penis. Usually used in calling one a 'pine tree' for an offensive statement. Can also be used as a basic offending word, not really relating to a penis whatsoever.

"You fucking pine tree!"
"No, turn right, you pine tree.."
"Alfred, go suck and fuck a pine tree."
"Watch out, I'm pulling out my pine tree!!"
"Can I lick your pine tree?"

by Auzy0 January 13, 2008

naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked

I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office

by cwilly3 January 17, 2009

Cum Tree

Any tree that, when in bloom, gives off a pungent odor of of semen so strong that it feels that nature has blown a load up your nose.

Ashley: Damn, the smell of that cum tree reminds me of a money shot that went up the nose!

Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...

by Mr.GK June 18, 2011

tree

practically the definition of mentally and physically strong...
they start out small grow tall and thick and stand by as people chop down their friends and family

person 1: Jhonny it will be OK I know grandma is gone but she has gone to a happier place... be a tree and tough it out
Jhonny: ok I'll try

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019

jumping tree

A word that you would call somebody in anger, sarcasm, or when they just say or do something stupid.

if somebody says something stupid you'd say thats the dumbest thing I heard "Jumping Tree"

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Monkey Puzzle Tree

A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.

US tourist: Hey what tree is that?

UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!

US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.

UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.

by treegeek2606 June 29, 2009

Tree Huggers

A lame person that can't find a person to do it with so they decide to do it with tree because they can't avoid them.

Did you see that "tree huggers" fucking that tree.

by LLamma buTT March 13, 2009