been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

by samkim February 9, 2008

tree hugger

A Enviornmentalist AKA Hippie

Why don't you just go hug a tree, you damn tree hugger

by ac February 9, 2004

Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard

"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"

by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004

Witness Tree

a solitary tree amid remote or wide open landscape. Usually a witness tree has been around for many hundreds of years and is the only witness to the history in that area. This phrase can also refer to other objects that have stood the test of time to be the only witness in an area; for example a witness rock.

While driving through wide open prairie of South Dakota, we stopped to have a picnic under a witness tree.

Bob caught his limit of walleye while sitting on a witness rock at wolverine bend.

by lakejammers August 19, 2011

Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive

The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.

Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!

I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!

When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!

by impopcicle July 25, 2012

joshua tree

You ever been to the Sahara desert before? NO? What about that cave those female climbers went to in "The Descent?" Well fear not friends! Joshua Tree is all of that and so much more! With our state of the art roadways that take years to fix a single pothole, the great humid sweat glistening off your CD changer neck temperatures, the amazing view you get of your neighbors window yelling at their spouse or cat for not flushing the toilet, yes sir! All that and a mexican restaurant that's open 24 hours a day! Welcome to Joshua Tree, where everyone retires!

"HEY BILL! Man I love being in Palm Springs!
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."

by Gif me a hard time. June 30, 2017

yellow tree dick

a banana

She’s a keeper, she took that yellow tree dick to the back of her throat like it was nothing.

by The 5nowman June 13, 2020