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forest plump

Someone who is awkward like Forest Gump, and is also chubby.
"Hey ladies, it's me, Forest Plump."
by Fandom Riend April 10, 2016
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forest falls

If you live up in Forest Falls, you’re pretty cool and very hardcore. Located in the San Bernardino National Forest, it is truly exciting and unique community. Mostly old retired people live up there, but occasionally you’ll meet younger folks. The people are chill and like it up in their mountain home. They deal with bears and various other assortment of creatures and respect nature and wildlife. So, don’t abuse nature around them! They ALWAYS commute, so don’t even try to complain about how traffic sucks or how long you have to drive. Don’t complain about they weather around them, it makes them feel awkward when you say, “Oh it’s so cold, it’s 40 degrees!” They know what r e a l cold weather is like. Forest Falls residents are very helpful and kind. They work as a team, protecting eachother and looking out for one another. If there’s a fire, your neighbor will have your back. If there’s a flood, a neighbor is ready to help. A bear broke into your home? Your neighbor saw and notified you. If you have a Forest Falls friend, keep them close to hand. They will always be there for you and perhaps even let you hang out with them in the snow watching bears and squirrels. Don’t expect them to be able to keep up watching Netflix or something on the internet, the WiFi is

R E A L L Y slow, since they live smack dab in the middle of a Forest.
“Oh she lives in Forest Falls, that’s so cool! I wish I could stay up there forever!”

“How long does it take for you to drive to work everyday? Oh you’re retired? That’s cool.”

“Did you see the latest show? Oh yeah, that’s right, you live in Forest Falls there is no internet.”
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Forest Logic

Forest Logic is making the best out of any situation. Enduring with a positive attitude while keeping your morals and values. Never crumbling or compromising. Forest Logic is keeping am open mind when all seems to be falling apart.
Forest logic is making the best out of any situation and staying positive. Forest Logic is keeping your head up and ten toes down at the gates of hell with a smile saying I've got this.

Thankfully my ex kicked out my window. Now I save tons on my a/c bill! My hot water heater went out helping me save on my gas and water bills.

I only got on drugs to prove to her it will ruin our relationship. Two years of hell later my point was proven.
by TreediddlyD May 4, 2018
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Forest Fire

When a Woman is trying to find the Dick inside the man's bush and sucks it off
She tried to find my forest fire last night
by WoodyTheFukBoi May 12, 2018
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Conquered the forest

To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"
by Supabg December 2, 2014
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