crumble bed

The flattened pile of broken chips and crumbs found on the bottom of a bag of chips.

Hey, are there any chips left in that bag?
Sorry Bro, it's just crumble bed.

by jaxonzz9pza September 12, 2010

bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

by SSSSkip August 16, 2007

Humping the Bed

What you do to pleasure yourself in a sexual way since you can't have a real mate.

I don't have a girlfriend to go with tonight so I'll be humping the bed to get my sexual satisfaction..

by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

bed time

racist term for asians refering to their eyes

"Hey Bob i need help with my math."
"I'm sorry i only know up to advaced calculus, why dont you go ask bed time for some help."

by Samuel Wyss May 22, 2008

bed head

When your too tired to get up, you have your wife bring it to you in bed. For example, breakfast in bed, only much more awesome to wake up to.

Dude, this morning, i just woke up and found Mary giving me bed head!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

Shit the bed

when an event has occured in which is surprising your distressing, a way to express your feelings.

m****y got laid, shit the bed!

by n.martin April 28, 2004

No head, no bed

When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.

Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.

by Noheadnobed November 24, 2013