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Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”
by WonderBlox November 3, 2021
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bash-splitting

Sharing the payment for several heads (bashs) of weed with friends or acquaintances. Bash-splitting usually happens when everybody within a circle is low on cash and the plug has a minimal order quantity higher than an individual can afford (5-10 bashs)
-Yo boyz, wanna get high tonight?
+ Yeah but shit man, im low on cash
-Same shit mans, but we can ask others and do some bash-splitting.
by paradoxxo October 2, 2019
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The Choco Banana Split

When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face
bro!! my girl just did the choco banana split on me it was wild
by Futaraki February 12, 2022
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Splits

Jessie' spreads her legs on me while we FUCK!♡
Jessie' Splits high!♡
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The three tip split

In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.
Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.
by THE COON AND FREINDS January 5, 2021
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