Crack a plate

When someone scares you so much that if you're holding a plate you would drop it and crack it
" woah I could crack a plate"
" You scared me so much I could crack a plate "
by Woha Langley January 19, 2021
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Plates

Martin: sherry your plates look big today.
Sherry: fuck off
by Ejjeuewiwj July 29, 2022
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Selling plates

the practice or occupation of engaging in sexual activity with someone for payment online/social media/only fans/ sex worker sites words, originate from oshane mcdermott
Excuse me, who is selling plates for the right price?
I am horny right now I would like to buy a plate
by anonymous June 08, 2023
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Steel plate door

My birthday wish for unit 314 246 westwood since the police broke my front door using m4s butts to open my door over 100 times ripping the original doors locks out of my frontdoor altering the residence as landlord with photos.
Breaking the oven glass with my face and leaving the glass broken. Leaving a bullethole in my window and two dressers missing the drawers fronts.

A steel plate door slides into the wall and locks like a vault door with a triple lock into the frame one behind two on the front.
Instead of a steel plate door i have 2 8 foot steel bed lift arms braced against the walls in a crossbrace to lock my front door. It locks with 100,000 lbs when i lever it right. I dont need a steel plate door but might invest in cutting the crossbrace to lock top and bottom with one of the bedframe doors and cut the second one to create a triangular locking brace on the door and use a rope ladder to enter and exit.
by Cody5050 May 14, 2023
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Nova Plate

A generously loaded plate of food, typically prepared at a family gathering or event, where portions are piled so abundantly that layers of different foods overlap. It often includes multiple servings, ensuring the diner remains seated without needing to return for seconds or thirds.
After the buffet opened, Uncle Joe returned with a Nova plate so stacked with turkey, stuffing, and pie that we wondered how he managed to carry it back to the table.
by anonymous December 24, 2024
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Plating dick

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.
Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.
by Mikkke T March 27, 2024
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crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.
Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.
by enviroman June 29, 2011
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