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dazai has a plan

"Dazai has a plan" is used when a fan favorite character dies and people trying to cop by thinking "Dazai's plan" will save their favorite character.
-Bro Gojo just died in the manga 😭😭😭
-Dw bro Dazai has a plan
by AlexisNess'_no.1fan December 30, 2023
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plan stressed

making too many plans for one time, where you then need to decide what you are actually going to do. in fear of making the wrong decision, or hurting someone's feelings, you stress over what to do, thus making you plan stressed.
Man, I'm supposed to go to three different parties on Friday, I'm totally plan stressed.
by ChelBro August 6, 2007
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plan b

an excuse to give up your goals
I haven't focused enough on my plan a so I have plan b
by itsZene October 5, 2021
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Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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Plans

Every 12 year old boy's not so secret code word for masturbation
Dude 1: bro, you gonna be open tonight?

Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)

(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"
by Nugittugit95 April 16, 2017
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Plan

the p word, the worst word all of. the word can never be said as it is forbidden especially on action wednesdays.
we should plan out are locations for this upcoming action wednesday
by egobby September 30, 2023
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Plan Slut

An exemplary example of the female species that will, despite all of your best efforts, manage to fuck up all of your carefully laid out plans by not arriving at the pre-agreed destination with the sole intention to create frustration.
"Whats the matter Tom? You seem down".
"I had a date with Hillary and she didn't show up".
"I tried to tell ya man, she's a plan slut".
by Tenkun October 6, 2008
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