There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?

Angry Sherlock phrase, from the BBC's show 'Sherlock' aired from 2010-2017, being the way to tell people there's nothing wrong with you via humour, showing others you're intellectual and know what to watch.

1: Bro, you've got issues. I think there's something wrong with you.
2: (Sherlock voice) There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?
1: Never mind. There isn't. I will worship you from now on.

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

Nothing Sacred

Still floating in the gray water of your womb
Still floating in the gray water of your womb
Still floating in the gray water of your womb
Still floating in the gray water of your womb
Still floating in the gray water of your womb
Still floating in the gray water of your womb
Since water of the world
I knew I'd have to face you
The color of my bites
Yes they remind me of you
In your blood I write
I am not afraid
This is who I am
And I will never be like you
I do not kneel
All I'm asking
Is nothing sacred anymore?
Sailing through the flood
Why did he keep two of you
Splinter in your mind's eye
My phoenix rises to swoop
In your blood I write
I am not afraid
This is who I am
And I will never be like you
I do not kneel
All I'm asking

Is nothing sacred, nothing sacred anymore?
Nothing sacred, nothing sacred, nothing sacred
Nothing sacred, nothing sacred
Still floating in the gray water of your womb
Still floating in the gray water of your womb
Still floating in the gray water of your womb
Still floating in the gray water of your womb
Take the edge of my thumbs
Bury the nails deep into your eyes
(Maybe then you'll see my light)
I'd rather crawl, drooling with the beggars
They've got more to say
In your blood I write
I am not afraid
This is who I am
And I will never be like you
I do not kneel
All I'm asking
Is nothing sacred anymore?
In your blood I write
I am not afraid
This is who I am
And I will never be like you
I do not kneel
All I'm asking
Is nothing sacred, nothing sacred anymore?

by Txorromorro September 22, 2025

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023

BUTT NOTHING

An ECOLINOMINIST as a real TIGHT ASS.

You must have been constipated as a CHILD DR. SARAH as BUTT NOTHING came from your CRYSTAL STAR slot machine either as your PARCHMENT did not yield a penny either and by the way there was no water to be found WINDWARD.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 30, 2021

Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.

Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."

by von groovy June 20, 2024

Quadruple-or-nothing

The way of saying if you win this you can redeem your chance of the original bet.

I beat him quadruple-or-nothing so now i can retry the original bet

by Cryptic_Merc March 23, 2024