Roach Man

That one friend who is always kills the roach of a joint.

"Where's Alex The Roach Man? This joint is almost done."

by theroachman September 4, 2020

man ham

the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.

Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!

Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!

by AfraidOfTheHams March 4, 2013

Reese's Man

A man, a myth and legend of the cosplay community who gave away free candy and makes everyone smile. He passed on June 16th, 2020.

"Hey, who is that dude in the orange?"
"Oh him? That's the Reese's Man"

by DirtyLeon June 18, 2020

diaper man

It’s a last resort in an argument and will destroy your foe sending them into complete and utter chaos.

Person 1: Your stinky

Person 2: Well your a diaper man

Person 1: *starts to cry and melt away”

by PP_puncherman March 2, 2020

man gape

The act of man spreading so hard that ones boy pussy starts to gape. The open asshole releases a stench into the room, to the displeasure, or pleasure, to those around. Typically used in rare circumstances, because only few men can spread their legs that far. Man gaping can be used in some cultures to exert dominance.

Darragh: Holy guacomole what is that god forsaken smell?
Sean: Oh that’s just creepy Ra, he’s spotted a couple of Yeshiva freshmen girls, and he is using his man gape technique to show them who’s the alpha.

by PawgPatroller9000 May 3, 2021

man wine

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.

Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.

by a1miller October 27, 2011

Man-pass

1. A metaphorical permit
2. A device that sanctions or approves a person to partake in activities. One that does not have the freedom to do as they wish will ask the dominant one in a relationship for permission. Said device generally comes at a price or condition.

I totally got the Man-pass from the wife to go play poker tonight!

by ODeuce May 7, 2009