Internet Surfer

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then

Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

Internet mirage

In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.

Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"

Computer: "David is now offline."

Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"

by Gik130 July 11, 2011

internet explorer

Its that thing that that comes with your computer but you only use once and that one time was to go download google chrome.

Guy with google: hay i just found a file for this thing called internet explorer

Other guy with google : internet what

Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus

by BucketGuy June 1, 2016

Internet Spelunker

An internet spelunker is someone who wanders the web looking to find unusual, old, and hard to reach information. They may do this in many ways including but not limited to browsing TOR, deep webbing, torrenting, looking for obscure search terms, browing 4chan, and following links on defunct web sites. Internet spelunkers often have large collections of unusual images and strange web addresses they have found and can find almost anything you're looking for nomatter how obscure even if it may take them a little while to find it.

Damnit, 4chan has failed to find the source of that pic. Anyone know an internet spelunker?

by Tree Goblin February 21, 2015

many internets

A form of kudos given to someone who is a ninja at finding things on the internet, or placing internet pop culture references.

Kane: Dude, I actually found a .txt copy of that book that was in episode 2 of that show i forgot the name of!

Ken: Many internets to you my son.

by kp1 June 25, 2009

Internet Whiteout

The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.

"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"

"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"

by Jazz Hammerhands December 24, 2008

Walmart Internet

Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.

Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET

by Killzonebear September 24, 2014