Horny Weasel

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut

Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit

by ChaosMates June 20, 2022

Love Horny

A term used to describe how someone is feeling. This particular feeling though, is when you want a partner for unconditional love, and someone to just cuddle and love at all times.

Friend: How are you?
Me: I'm love horny.

by SebastianIsntOK July 24, 2021

Horny Kanichiwa

Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun

Uwu John Doe you make me horny kanichiwa

Uwu, Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun

by JFKatDC320 July 29, 2021

horny henry

Shit in a hoover, change it from suck to blow, then put it in her vagina and turn it on.

"Sandra, shall we do a horny henry tonight?" hoover henry suck blow

by Sandra&henry4ever May 17, 2016

Horny Joe

When a certain mr mama gets a little sexy during the late night hours and instantly becomes funnier than normal which is still the bare minimum of funny and is usually activated by pictures of Grug Crood or Dylan

Oh god it’s horny joe time

by KackJobus445 December 11, 2020

Hug Horny

Really wanting physical contact with someone that you highly value something as simple as a hug.

"Dude, is Chelsie alright?"
"I don't think she's gotten much attention from her boyfriend lately, at this point she's probably hug horny."

by JosteyMonroe February 22, 2020

moth is horny

Common phrase for when moths are horny. They like to molest lamps and hug them. They will scream if you try and stop their horny tendencies.

" Yeah, moth is horny. "

by m0th_from_GJ October 15, 2020