by daBestHuman September 9, 2021
Get the ally mug.A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
Get the Alli Jo mug.Allie is quite literally the best person breathing on this earth and belongs to Sebbie only, they are perfect in every way possible and she is the greatest thing Sebbie could ask for. Nothing is as good as Allie. Nobody is more prettier, No one is more funnier, Nobody is more caring, No one is anything like Allie and thats why she's so perfect. Allie is also Sebbie's soulmate, and they'll be together forever regardless of what anyone thinks. We love Allie, but Sebbie loves her most.
by sebiej July 25, 2021
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Ally is so sweet
by Connor Bjerke August 4, 2021
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by notafuckboywaffle August 4, 2021
Get the ally mug.Alli is mega gay. she looks like an absolute turtle, she is bad at any thing she does
to sum it all shes just GAYYYYYYY
to sum it all shes just GAYYYYYYY
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